MRS

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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"Some are born with busts, some are born with butts, but whatever makes you feel confident and like loving yourself more, be proud. I’m all for it. ”

gameboy-sp:

"Honey, I’m leaving you for Poussey”

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everythingcanadian:

"feel my leg, I just shaved."

YOU’LL SEE!!!! THEY’LL ALL SEE!!!
— a passionate eye doctor as he throws glasses into a screaming crowd (via richarcl)

vinebox:

when tumblr recommends a post and its actually good.

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  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring