MRS

mountainsandmochas:

one of my favorite ron swanson lines

skullmoon:

"He was modelled after a specific raccoon, and it’s this little guy named Oreo" X

foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

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femburton:

I can’t get this melody out of my head